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Chelsea. 22.
English major aka professional bullshitter. Hockey player.

Gimme the fics, all the fics. Especially the hockey ones because that's what I'm into right now. I love the Boston Bruins. But, I also love hockey in general, so deal with different teams or player posts. I write stuff. Feel free to browse, maybe leave messages and prompts and stuff. I like to talk to people.

I also enjoy long walks on the beach and fruity drinks.

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Anonymous said: hey can you explain why everyone's losing their minds over jamie benn today? i saw seguins tweet and am lost. thank you!

urrone:

kerilikeshockeyboys:

urrone:

urrone:

kerilikeshockeyboys:

urrone:

Anon, it was beautiful. Well, it was annoying, but it was also beautiful. 

Jamie sent out, I think someone said 81 tweets? That all were worded exactly like this, just @ed at someone different each time:

Tyler stepped in with this tweet in which he says:

I think @jamiebenn14 is going to go to twitter jail @SportsSturm it’s alright I’ll guide him how to get out

Which was BEAUTIFUL. Then Tyler tweets the picture everyone is crying over, which I’m sure you’ve seen, but is here for reference.

Jamie then tweeted this which I guess was trying to make it sound like Tyler had hacked him? I’m not sure.

Oh boy! up to his no good tricks again! Sorry peops! Tweeter no more tonight!

The important part is that he called us peops and then called it tweeter. 

He then blamed the entire thing on hackers despite the fact that during the entire thing he was carrying on conversations like this one.

Regardless, Mike Modano’s response was my favorite.

Current theory is that they were both drunk. So so drunk. 

And that’s what you missed on twitter! 

I’d also like to add this tweet for consideration:

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HOW DID I FORGET THIS ONE. THIS ONE TOO. IDK IM CANADIAN.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: in this interview with the Fan Tyler verified that it was actually Jamie sending all the tweets and said he had no idea why Jamie made up the story that he was hacked. Or why he said it was Tyler. 

a) SURE HE HAD NO IDEA

b) Their chemistry started off the ice but it translated to on-ice chemistry quickly! They “butted heads a bit in the beginning”???  BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH ‘TOP GUYS’ (insert who tops joke here.)  Trying to be better than each other turned into funny jokes and pushing each other and great chemistry - I might cry.

Petition for someone who isn’t me to write the alpha/alpha fic. 

Writing my American Ninja Warrior hockey!au… this shit is beyond badass. Just saying.

PREPARE YO’SELVES

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

apolloadama:

usketeers ewatch: 45/??

I hope not.

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

"Still waiting on Evgeni…"

who ever said a captain needs to be serious all the time, anyway?