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Chelsea. 22.
English major aka professional bullshitter. Hockey player.

Gimme the fics, all the fics. Especially the hockey ones because that's what I'm into right now. I love the Boston Bruins. But, I also love hockey in general, so deal with different teams or player posts. I write stuff. Feel free to browse, maybe leave messages and prompts and stuff. I like to talk to people.

I also enjoy long walks on the beach and fruity drinks.

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

asktoothless:

itscarororo:

like-vanilla:

vinebox:

breakingnews:

NASA astronaut films lightning from ISS

Astronaut Reid Wiseman posted a Vine from the International Space Station today showing lightning over Houston.

Tornado warnings were issued in the Houston area earlier this afternoon but have since expired.

got me having goosebumps

he. he posted a vine. from space.

awesome

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Yea the whole lightning thing and vine from space thing is cool but…

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET VINE INTEGRATION LIKE THIS I THAUGHT IT WAS A GIF BUT ITS AN ACTUAL VINE VIDEO!!!! SO YOU MEAN I NO LONGER HAVE TO USE TUMBLR’S VIDEO PLAYER TO VIEW VINES THAT PEOPLE HAVE UPLOADED ONTO HERE THIS IS AMAZING AND FANTASTIC
ISNT THE FUTURE AMAZING GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

vulcandroid:

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone